Mulla Nasrudin

[s_w_a_m_i]

The young lady's hopes had been high for two years while Mulla Nasrudin remained silent on the question of marriage. Then one evening he said to her, "I had a most unusual dream last night. I dreamed that I asked to marry you. I wonder what that means."
"THAT MEANS," said his girlfriend, "THAT YOU HAVE MORE SENSE ASLEEP THAN YOU HAVE AWAKE."

[Chris]

great was that swami.

here's another two:

1.
A friend asked Mullah, How old are you?
40! replied Mulaah.
The friend said, But you said the samething 2 years ago!!!
I always stand by what I have said.

2.
Nasruddin nearly fell into a swimming pool one day. A man whom he knew slightly, was nearby and saved him. Every time he met Nasruddin he woud remind him of the servie which he had performed that day. After several times Nasruddin started to get irritated. One day
Nasruddin took him to water, dived into it, stood with head just above water and yelled:
Now I am as wet as I would have been if you had not saved me! Leave me alone freak!!!