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    Once Bill Clinton invited Lalu Prasad to see his country. Lalu was surprised and asked him how he managed to make so much money in such a small time. Bill Clinton told him: `Can you see that bridge? 40% money in bridge and 60% in my pocket.`
    After a few months, Lalu invited Bill tp India. Bill was surprised by his progress and was forced to ask how he managed to make so much money in such a small time. Laloo took him to an open space and asked: `can you see that bridge?` Bill answered: `No, I can`t see any bridge, there is no bridge there.` Lalu answered: `100% money in my pocket and no bridge`!
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    Lshmbh :d :d
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    • #3
      Originally posted by sunil
      Lshmbh :d :d
      Sunil; What do you mean?
      Self Trust Is The First Secret Of Success
      Speed of the Boss is the speed of the team
      Be a part of the solution, Not a part of the problem
      and Life Tells you Nothing, It Shows you Everything

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      • #4
        Originally posted by viru
        Sunil; What do you mean?
        Oh! Sorry Viru it means "Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts"
        Last edited by sunil; 07-26-2006, 04:18 AM.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by sunil
          Oh! Sorry Viru it means "Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts"
          Oh! Nice, Sunil!
          Self Trust Is The First Secret Of Success
          Speed of the Boss is the speed of the team
          Be a part of the solution, Not a part of the problem
          and Life Tells you Nothing, It Shows you Everything

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          • #6
            Hi viru,
            thats funny. plz share with us more.

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            • #7
              thats funny one

              Ok it great joke.
              i like it.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by YOUTH INDIA
                Hi viru,
                thats funny. plz share with us more.
                okey! Thanks!
                Originally posted by Yash Preet
                Ok it great joke.
                i like it. .
                Thanks all
                Here is another!

                Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English,
                so he invited him
                over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur.
                Bill announces to the
                nation that they should not be disturbed during
                the tuition inside > >the Whitehouse,
                they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts
                teaching Laloo English.
                Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no
                sign of them coming
                out.The whole country and its economy has come to
                a standstill, and
                press, newsreporters from all over the world are
                waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome. At
                last one day, the
                door opens, and out comes Laloo - beaming his
                resplendant white
                smile, looking cool and unruffled. However, Bill
                looks totally dazed,
                his clothes are torn, his hair is completely
                ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his
                face. The shocked
                reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr.Clinton ?"
                Bill Clinton replies : "Ee... babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai !"
                tumar shunta hai....to shamjo..hum chalte hai...hahaha.....
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                Last edited by viru; 07-31-2006, 12:30 PM.
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                Be a part of the solution, Not a part of the problem
                and Life Tells you Nothing, It Shows you Everything

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                • #9
                  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
                  ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
                  hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

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                  • #10
                    lalu ka interview

                    Originally posted by YOUTH INDIA
                    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
                    ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
                    hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
                    Here is another........

                    Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
                    A few days later he got this reply

                    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
                    You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
                    Thanks
                    Bill Gates.


                    Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference
                    "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

                    Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
                    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
                    You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
                    our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
                    Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
                    No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
                    shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
                    Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
                    Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
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                    Last edited by viru; 08-02-2006, 09:49 AM.
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                    Speed of the Boss is the speed of the team
                    Be a part of the solution, Not a part of the problem
                    and Life Tells you Nothing, It Shows you Everything

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                    • #11
                      Haaaaaaaa!

                      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
                      hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

                      Oh my god that's Really great!

                      Oh i can't shop my Laugh

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Yash Preet
                        Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
                        hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

                        Oh my god that's Really great!

                        Oh i can't shop my Laugh
                        you can post Lalu`s secrets here........plz come and enjoy.,,
                        Self Trust Is The First Secret Of Success
                        Speed of the Boss is the speed of the team
                        Be a part of the solution, Not a part of the problem
                        and Life Tells you Nothing, It Shows you Everything

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                        • #13
                          haaaaaaaaaaa!

                          Ok!

                          any new joke on Lalu.
                          I am waiting for new one joke!

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                          • #14
                            Brijesh Kumar:
                            Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ?
                            Laloo : I m a Saggitarian!
                            Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari?
                            Laloo : Hum BIHARI hain...!
                            Self Trust Is The First Secret Of Success
                            Speed of the Boss is the speed of the team
                            Be a part of the solution, Not a part of the problem
                            and Life Tells you Nothing, It Shows you Everything

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                            • #15
                              Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              That's one also very good.
                              once more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              I allways Keen to read this Section"lalu's Secret"

                              Keep it up!

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