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    Full form of the company names

    1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

    2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

    3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

    4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

    5. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

    6. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

    7. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

    8. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

    9. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

    10. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

    11. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

    12. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

    13. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

    14. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

    15. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & lackluster

    16. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

    17. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India.

    18. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

    19. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.

    20.WINDOWS:Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.

    21.MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only
    Fools Teenagers

    22.MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System
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    Eat Healthy, Think Better....
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      Ek Mechanical Engg. Ki Biwi ke Bachcha hua.

      Doctor ne SMS kia Aapka "Spare part" aa gaya!

      Usne reply main poocha "NUT" ya "BOLT"
      Eat Healthy, Think Better....
      India True Facts India Blog Dhoni No 1

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