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  • Funny Shayari

    1)
    Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hain,
    Har bachche ki bhi ek zid hoti hain...
    Aur kitna intzaar karwaoge,
    kanjoosi ki bhi ek had hoti hain....

    2)
    Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
    Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
    Light chali gayi,
    Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

    3)
    Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,
    Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,
    Magar kambakhto ne conection hi kat diya...

    4)
    Jab tum zulphain lehra logi to shaam ho jayegi,
    Agar tum sar mundwa logi to shavera ho jayegi

    5)
    Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
    Thora sa tum chalo,thora sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

    6)
    Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
    Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
    Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
    To Reliance ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

    7)
    Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
    abe phir kiya hua
    Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

    8)
    Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
    Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
    Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye.

    9)
    Hum unki gali se gujre, khidki khuli thi
    per afsoos unki jagah unki Amma khadi thi

    10)
    Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
    Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
    Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
    Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
    [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
    Hawa hi hawa hai.

  • #2
    Very-very nice monalisa,no!no!no! Rinto.

    One from me:

    "Aansoo mere nikle,aankhen teri ho,
    dil mera dharke dhadkan teri ho,
    Kudha kare dosti hamari itni gheri ho,
    ke job tu kare salary meri ho"!!!!!


    What say??????
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    • #3
      Situation Based Shayari

      1)
      Situation: You wanna tell your friends who your favorite heroine is.

      " Chad gaya mujh par uska jaadu
      Jab dekha maine use sadak ke baaju
      Dil hotha hai kyoo mera bekaabu
      Dil hotha hai kyoo mera bekaabu
      Jab dekhoo main tujhe taabu "....



      2)
      Situation: You wanna tell your friends that love cannot be achieved by force.....

      " Shareefo mein koyi chor nahi hotha
      kavvo mein koyi mor nahi hotha
      naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha
      naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha
      are yaaro... ishq par koyi zor nahi hotha"



      3)
      Situation: You are waiting desperately for your lover and she suddenly turns up....

      " Kaate nahi kat the hai lamhe intezar ke
      Kaate nahi kat the hai lamhe intezar ke
      Nazre jama ke baithe hai rasthe pe yaar ke
      dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalw-e-husn yaar ke
      dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalw-e-husn yaar ke
      laaya hai koun inhe palak se uthaar ke "

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      • #4
        lol. fantastic jokes guys. fantastic.

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        • #5
          Funy Shayari



          1)
          Voh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke us par the
          kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
          hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
          hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
          ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.

          2)
          Gum woh cheez hai ...
          Wah Wah..! Kya dard hai!
          Gum woh cheez hai ...

          Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai

          3)
          Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
          Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
          Big Deal ! Big deal !

          4)
          Tu ne mere man se khela,
          Tu ne mere tan se khela,
          Tu ne mere dil se khela,
          Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
          Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
          ...
          Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)

          5)
          Door se dekha to Baarish ho rahi thi
          Door se dekha... to Baarish ho rahi thi
          Paas ja kar dekha to Bheeg gaya

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          • #6
            Gum woh cheez hai ...
            Wah Wah..! Kya dard hai!
            Gum woh cheez hai ...



            I really like that!!!!
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            • #7
              WONDERFUL mono
              all shayeries r wondeful!!
              i have taken them down into my diary ---so that i can continue them with my friends!
              keep it up!.

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