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    (1) Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
    I don't like your face.
    Par dil ke storage mein
    no more disk space...


    (2) Ghar se jab tum nikale
    pehen ke reshmi gown.
    Jaane kitne dilon ka
    ho gaya server down...


    (3) Jabse meri zindagi mein,
    aayi hai ik female.
    Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
    kya mailbox, kya e-mail...


    (4) Dil se ek ishq ki
    application create kar raha hoon.
    Pyaar se debug karna
    mein wait kar raha hoon...


    (5) Tumhaare intezaar mein
    neend aayee so gaya.
    Yeh dekho mera connection
    time out ho gaya...


    (6) Kal jab mile thhe
    to dil mein hua ek sound.
    Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
    your file not found!


    (7) Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
    woh repeat kar doonga...
    Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
    ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...


    (8) Shayad mere pyar ko
    taste karna bhool gaye...
    Dil sey aisa cut kiya
    ke paste karna bhool gaye...


    (9) Laakhon honge nigaah mein
    kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
    Mere pyaar ke icon pe
    kabhi to double-click karo...


    (10) Roz subha hum karte hain
    pyar se unhe good morning...
    Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
    jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...


    (11) Nazar mein to kai hain
    aur shaayad lonely hain...
    Problem yehi hai ki voh
    ab read only hain...

  • #2
    hi....!
    its good

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    • #3
      haahaha nice joke.

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      • #4
        very funny

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        • #5
          Nice Joke..

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